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Thursday, March 30, 2006
A Quien Le Interese
Okay, so uds siempre me han visto que tengo un tshirt chulo, que si no es Jems es Wonder Woman, o Rainbow Brite, Lucky Charms, My Little Ponies... Quien le Interese denme un reply. Me dicen que quieren, c/Tshirt es US$ 27. Si son un poco caro, pero tienen la certeza de que casi nadie aqui en el pais tiene algo asi
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Tuesday, March 21, 2006
The Dick and Jane Movie
Fui a ver la pelicula esa de Jim Carry hoy con un discrecional que me dieron en el trabajo por empleado del mes. Fue en Diciembre que me gane empleado del mes, pero bien, esa gente nunca tienen canjes de premios. Bueno nada, vamos Bubu (y quien mas va ser?) y yo al cine de Bella Vista Mall porque mi Bubu nunca habia ido. Hacer hora se ha dicho. La pregunta de siempre, miamor tienes hambre. (Muerto... quiere misa?) En realidad solo tenia un chininininin.

Leu: Que vamos a comer bubu?

Yo: Lo que tu quieras papi?

Leu: Decide tu? Que la otra vez fui yo

Yo: Pero miamor siempre ha sido yo quien decido, y tu la ultima vez solamente

Leu: Pues yo fui anteriormente y tu todas las demas, so ahora decide tu muchas veces mas y yo decido un dia de estos

Yo: Miamor decide tu!!!!!!!!!!! que yo te hago elcoro

Leu: Burger King?

Yo: Taba pensando en lo mismo (jijijijiji)

So, supuestamente no teniamos tanta hambre y miro yo el XL combo.. y yo mira eso a 99centavos, quien me oye cree que yo toy en un Burger King en US, (esos son los momentos cuando me doy cuenta que en realidad soy una rubia por dentro, floreciendo cada dia mas).. y el dike miamor no sera 99pesos.. Si si bubu, mas que sabe... dios :S Pos ahi estamos discutiendo que si trae to eso.. o es 99 pesos para agrandar, le digo bubu ahi en la imagen ponen to eso junto.. so es 99 peso.. y el que pregunte pregunte.. en fin 99 pesos por todo.. so compramo 1 combo de cada 1. Yo me como mi BBQ, el el Deluxe y el de Pollo por mitad.. (HMMMM MILUBIU SHIQUEN) Todavia faltaba como 45 minutos y nos estabamos muriendo de un sue~o. Pal carro a dormir......15...20...30...31.. suena alarma! Nada, sala 4.. al principio yo de verdad me estaba imaginando como rayos iban a llevar a cabo los robos, y si alguien los iba a descubrir, si iban a ir preso, la anticipacion me mataba. No voy a comenzar a dar detalles de la pelicula porque no quiero "rain on your parade" y darles spoilers... vayan a verla.. hay que acceptar que si Jim Carry lo que hace son clavos... pero bueno uno se mea de la risa. Ami me gusto.. y tengo seguro que llevo a mi hermanita. Over and Out...
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Sunday, March 19, 2006
Sasha and Digweed
Okay, to tell u the truth, the only reason I guess I went to go see them was to say I saw them. Me comienzo a cambiar como deso de las 9, toda linda como siempre... o como mi bubu me dice Toda Encuerada.. okay okay I have a favor for bieng always showing more skin than I can bare. So I get picked up at about 11.30pm. It was so funny cuz when I went to tell my ma that I was leaving she was so asleep and the dog started barking. She was startled to death and started screaming.. and Im in there looking at her in awe, like damn u crazy!!!!!! Nos paramos en la Bomba Shell de alla lejo.. la de Boca Chica to catch up with everyone else. We made it...making the VIP lines, me encuentro con los porteros de Abacus, pero que I didn't know it was them when one of them said hi, it took me for him to say Wendy ta ahi adentro that I realized who it was... none the less he didnt have a clue that I didnt know it was him. You see I have this trick to say hi to everybody, even if you don't remember them. Cuz soon theyll start talking and then youre like ooooooooooooooooooooh ya yo se quien es. Aqui le dejo con 3 videitos del bonche... 8,000 people according to Krtn.

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Saturday, March 18, 2006
Suki Suki
Okay, I was on a mission the whole entire week I was out from work to go to the Gyno, well Monday doesn't count cause you know.. u gotta sleep it off... Tuesday and Im lazy.. Wenesday and he doesn't work in the morning.. So I called and decided to go in the afternoon. Now keep in mind that Ive never ever ever gone. So it was extremely akward for a man to tell me take off your pants and underwear lie down and open your legs... well let me refrase.. it was akward in this case (LOL). So that's over with. Thursday arrived and I was counting the minutes for my Bubu to arrive. When he did I was estatic, I missed him so much. His Dad left like about half hour I was there, oooooooooo suki suki!!!!!!!!! Y me pego la gripe :( so now ahora toy yo con un dolor de garganta.. but it was worth it
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Tuesday, March 14, 2006
Vacation Day : Two
Hoy es Martes, segundo dia de vacaciones, y me encuentro que el tiempo pasa mas despacio de lo que imagine. Hoy es el examen de promocion en mi trabajo so me libre de eso por ahora...woooooooo!!!! I got up reluctantly today to go to the doctor. So I went to make my appointment and Im greeted with the news that he's not in at the moment...come back at 3.. FUCK. Bueno ayer yo estaba en pizzarelli de la Nunez buscando que comer porque hicieron moro y me encuentro con este querido afiche.
Campeonato de Aviones de PAPEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMO ASI.. Pero eso no es lo lucho...lo lindo del caso ..denle click senores para que puedan apreciar.. lo lindo del caso es el PRIMER LUGAR!!!! so ya saben, practiquen practiquen y inscribense en esa baina. Orita subo unas fotos que me tire producto del aburrimiento. Y nada talvez orita el doctor este ahi, para que me revise lo que me tenga que revisar.......... de ahi para el salon, dar pal de vueltas y en la noche para Kanta Bar.. I'll definately post those pictures.
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Friday, March 10, 2006
TGIF... y toy rubia
Yesterday I went on my mission. I wanted a hair change so last saturday I went to the salon and dyed my hair brown, but it didn't really show and my stylist told me to wait a week until adding hilights. So yesterday I went to get them done. 4 hours laters, foil, blonde-on, washing and drying, matting my hair color, and RD$3,000 later... im all blonde. well sorta, but it looks kinda cool.. I would have prefered for platinum blonde instead of the golden one.. but whatever.. i dont want em to fall out THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!! im getting it on con la natz el neto y la july para OM. so yea!
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Tuesday, March 07, 2006
Making Your Own Celebrity Sex Tape

Okay, So you want to be famous right? You can't be famous if you don't have your very own homemade sex tape. Anyways bieng a fan of Paris Hilton and having a collection of pics and vids of my own.. sorry not for grabs :P here's a few tips on making your own celeb tape, hey it's fashionable..and you know u want one..

  1. First you have to Wait until your career is on the skids. This is vitally important since a badly-timed "stolen" video can ruin your life if you're riding high. Not only because of the scandal, but because celebrities with successful careers don't have time to have sex and any evidence to the contrary might suggest that you're no longer A-list material. Seen any Tom Hanks porn around? See? But when you've got nothing to lose a good sex tape can get you your own show, a movie deal, even a Grammy!

  1. Pick an attractive partner. Not too attractive (you don't want to get upstaged) but someone that's decent enough to look at. It's the kiss of death to be seen sleeping with losers, it's like getting caught showing up at the Oscars in a Chevette. Vince Neil filmed himself with porn stars, Pam had Tommy's massive joint, and Paris was smart enough to keep the camera focused below Rick Solomon's waist.

  1. Use bad lighting. Just in case the publicity turns ugly you should take care to leave a smidgeon of doubt that the naked person dripping with apple butter and strapped to the taffy puller is actually you, especially if your partner is underage, visibly using drugs, or a member of Congress. That kind of publicity you don't need. The first night-vision release of Paris Hilton's tape was perfect, she looked like a raccoon doing a Courtney Love impersonation. Check out Rob Lowe's tape for examples. You can barely tell there are humans involved, much less make out features. It could have been a Loch Ness sighting for all I could tell. And lawyers are going to have their work cut out for them trying to prove that R. Kelly's ass is unique in all the world, like a fuzzy snowflake.

  1. Choose awkward positions. One of the best things about celebrity sex tapes is that they let people see that their sex symbols are human, too. Better looking humans, but still human. When we see celebrities in movies, on TV and on magazine covers they look larger, better, brighter than life, but in your tapes we can see you as just as human as the rest of us. Make this even more obvious by squatting, scooting around awkwardly, fumbling a lot, or falling off the bed halfway through. Not only will this endear you to your fans, it'll make your later denial more believable. Like you'd let any director get your bad side like that? Please!

  1. Be enthusiastic. You might look human, but you don't want to lose your sex symbol status, either. Fuck like you're trying to move the bed outside with your hips alone, and suck like you lost your car keys in there.

  1. Dump your partner afterwards. Bad enough that everyone will know just what you did with this person, but from that point on every time you bump uglies with that person you'll wonder if it's just a sequel and the first one was better. Also, you may not want your partner around where they can be subpoenaed, at least not until they're old enough to drive to court themselves.

  1. Show it to friends. How's it going to get stolen if no one knows you have it? It also helps to leave it out for the movers marked "Sex Tape, Do Not Steal." If you get desperate enough or if there's an opening on "Ellen" coming up, just stick it in a video rental box and cram it into the overnight slot at the local Blockbusters. Self-promotion was never so easy!

  1. Time the release to break before your new project, whatever it is. Paris' tape came out just when her new show "A Simple Life" was starting to advertise, and it went through the roof. Pamela Anderson's new exposure helped her launch "V.I.P." And would Rob Lowe have made it to "The West Wing" if the producers hadn't seen him picking up cans on Ventura Blvd. for his community service hours? Where Tonya Harding made her mistake was letting her honeymoon tape get out after her knee-whacking scandal. If she had released it beforehand, America might have let her slide and she would have been the one in the Disney parade while Nancy Kerrigan was banished to Celebrity Boxing.

  1. Deny it outright. At least initially. So what if everyone can tell it's you? So what if, during the video, you faced the camera and said clearly, "This is me!" and displayed on-screen DNA testing? You still have to deny it or you'll be labeled a slut. You need to build up the pity opinions and get people thinking "It's a damn shame that poor little girl got her personal, private orgy tape exposed like that. What's this world coming to?" instead of, say, "What a whore." Fire lawsuits left and right and accuse everyone of libel, even if you were the one that mailed the tape out. Especially if you were the one that mailed the tape out. Then after the news dies down you can tearfully admit it, just in time to hit the next news cycle.

  1. Give six hundred exclusive interviews explaining why you just want to put it behind you. After refusing to talk to anyone, have your publicist approach a few respected news outlets like Barbara Walters or Jon Stewart and say you're ready to talk about it, just this once. Cry and be brave and admit that it was you, you were deeply in love, but now you're stronger and more confident than ever before! Also you're single now. After you cry at Barbara it's time to do the stolen movie promotion junket where you appear on every TV show with more than seven viewers, host "Saturday Night Live" to make fun of yourself, and do a layout in Maxim mimicking your video poses. Strike the right combination of pride and self-deprecation and you'll be starring on FOX inside of two months.

  1. Sell it to Russian websites. Hey, might as well make some money off this thing. Handled carefully, a stolen sex tape can make your career. And you'll have the satisfaction of knowing that a movie starring you is being watched every minute of every day, somewhere in the world, often in continuous loops. Have Fun.. Trust me you will
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Se VA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear Diary: Mode: Sad Hoy es el dia, finalmente mi bubu se va. Y yo pensando cuando el me dijo que se iba, nah, salgo con la Natz y el Neto.. vainita ladie's nite, corito leve. Pero no, ayer estabamos en su casa viendo American Idol, i was so sad. Mi bubu se me va. Ahora quien me va a pasar a buscar para pasar el fin de semana en su casa acostada viendo american idol, a quien voy a joder y sacar de quisio... oh dios... pero quien me oye piensa que se me va por un año y son solo por dos semanas!!! Hmmph!!! Counting...counting...counting...
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Monday, March 06, 2006
Las Promesas Nunca Se Cumplen
Tenia entendido que el cumpleaños de Henry era en Remos. Okay el sabado, desde la 8 de la noche comienzo a bañarme arreglarme maquillarme ect, porque conociendome ami, yo me cambio rapido.. pero duro 3 años dando vueltas, y Leunam tiene la costumbre de no llamarme cuando sale y se aparece... tengo que recojer y salir como una loca con un zapato en la mano, porque el se encojona cuando duro mas de 1 minuto para salir. Bueno, esa noche cambiandome tenia un MALDITO CALOR, y un dilema entre los jeans, que el bustier me sacaba unos chichos que relucian con los jeans que me queria poner y los que me tapaban los chichos no eran adecuando para salir de noche.. Me QUITO la ropa como 3 veces, me pongo splash 10 mas a ver si me opaca el calor y na de na... Aqui el resultando de Bella Lola... Me puse mis jeans que queria ponerme.. Hippie by Santuacry RD$3,500 , los que quieran comparlos estan en Nordstrom y valen la pena!! Coji una blusa con arrandelitas muy chic.. y me puse mi bustier por encima.. HOT HOT HOT... Hè aquí... Nada, cuando me pasa a buscar estoy lista y mi bubu ta HOT HOT HOT, con su camisita ahi por afuera.. por cierto nunca lo he visto asi... Pasamos a buscar a Vhania y a Oz y de camino para Remos. Resulta que REMOS estaba cerrado de hace un mes, OH PERO DIOS!!!! Nada, no nos queda de otra que pararnos en la bomba esa y comprar par de tragos.. cerveza para mi bubu y smirnoff para las mujeres.. woo!
Mi BUBU

Vhania y Oz (mira que lindos.. pero explicame la cara de Oz)

Pues nada, llamamos a Henry y el decide ir a BLANC!!! yo nama mire a mi bubu con cara de perrito y le dije ay bubu no :( ... No es que yo sea una chowcera ni nada por el estilo, pero el hecho de que yo no quiera pisar nunca a Blanc, son razones mias puras mia!!! Asi como algunos que dicen que nunca pisaran * X Sitio* Nada.. tuve que tragarme mis palabras, todos mis pleitos de que no voy para Blanc.. porque verdad, es el cumple de Henry... y nada.. rumbo a Blanc.. Ahí las pruebas Nada, aunque tengo mi sonrisota ahi en las Pics.. no se lleven.. it's my mask!!! Ah whatever I had fun.. y como quiera no duramos mas de una hora aho, porque resulta el caso de que algunos compañeros de trabajo de Henry no lo querian dejar entrar... so decidieron cojer para Punto G. Estaba rebosando de gente, nos paramos cerca de ahi a ver que ibamos a hacer.. decidieron pararse en la Lincoln a ver que iban a hacer.. decidieron cojer para Chimelis (Guacala! Nunca he ido y no me interesa) Por suerte mi bubu me dijo que estaba harto de dar vueltas y me llevo a mimi... y ya.. esa fue mi noche.. Entre todo esto estaba tratando de llamar a Natz para contarle que iba para Blanc pero nunca me cojio el tel. Neto si!!!!! hmmmmmf!
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Friday, March 03, 2006
Ah No, asi no!
Pero es que no puede ser, hoy cuando decidi con camara en mano tirarle una foto a algo que nadie cree pero todos se rien, LO QUITAN!!!!! Bueno en una calle que mi bubu siempre coje de ruta para llegar al trabajo, esta un afiche de nada mas y nada menos que Jack Veneno Sindico del PRD. Asi full, un flyer igualito como los de candidatura y el canalla tiene la dicha de postularse como JACK VENENO, hahahaha andel diablo, me costara hacer lo mismo, LOLA WONKA!. Aqui se ven vainas sres. Y quien dijo que la television no crea addicion? Ahora estoy yo y un pequeño circulo de amigos asechando cada capitulo que sale de American Idol para ponerlo a bajar... porque y quien tiene paciencia para esperar que lo den en Sony (atrasado). Bueno, como todos tienen sus favoritos entre los mios estan Paris Bennet, Lisa Tucker, Chris Dautry, Katherine Mcfee y Kelly Picker. Ahora la pregunta es, who will be........... (tan tan tan) ....... The Next American Idol
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Thursday, March 02, 2006
Bubu
Today I was talking to a guy who was having issues with an order. And he said Bubu. HAHAHA BUBU asi full, dike I want to know if I'm making any bubu's here or if it's Portal Error. I almost cracked up, muted the phone and then screamed that out to my bubu. Tan bello adorable ese goldo mio.
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Selling!

Look at what I'm selling OoOoOo for only RD$1.500. All Aeropostale, all original (why would I ever sell you a fake!)
y esto tambien mira que Lovely. Es como un Azul claro bien bonito de Fantasia a RD$350

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Hey Ma look what I did
Okay, so there goes my new improved lava lava paris hilton that's hot totally approved layout. Despues del dia entero.. si porque en el trabajo las llamadas no me dejo hacer nada.. photoshop..frontpage...coding...squinting my eyes and using ctrl F im done!!! I like.. although there's a few things left to do. Ahora yo tengo como desde el 2002 que no uso Frontpage and let me tell you that shit is the shiznay.. Tiene unas opciones nuevas ahi que yo que mequede como WHOA!!! Pimp my site bitch!. Bueno nada, anoche mi hermanita me dice ahhh que la laptop la estan guardando en el closet mio bajo llave, y yo ahhhhh cool ya se.. bueno, esta mañana mi hermanita se fue antes de decirle que me la dejara ahi.. yo privando en macgyver.. ( pronuncialo ma-gui-bel) dije que yo iba a abrir la puerta esa. La puerta del closet son de caoba de las que abren cada una para un lado y tiene petillos por dentro para aguantarla en su lugar poniendo petillo arriba o abajo. Bueno mira ahi una foto para que tengan mejor visuales. Let's call it
exhibit A.
Trate de separar la puerta que esta un chin sobrexpueta de la otra.. sucede que meti mi mano en ella creyendo que tenia la puerta bien abierta para poner alcanzar el petillo y quitarlo.. ehhhhh!!!!! ERRONEO. Cuando solte una mano, la otra se quedo atazcada por los lados de los dedos.
Exhibit B.
En realidad mi manos no estaban tan hinchadas, pero se sentian asi.. mi pobre manitos. Cuando le hice el cuento a mi Bubu nama se rio =(
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Name: Lola
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About Me:About Me? Why are these things so shallow? How else can I describe myself if it's not throughout my daily writings, my expressions of thought, my perception of the world, by opening the door to my world, inside my head. To resume it all, my life consists of new goals and persistently trying to renew myself, my constance search for bieng happy
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